I want to stick my p in your. b.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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