She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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