am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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