It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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