Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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