You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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