bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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