she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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