whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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