Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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