Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Randomize
