There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Mom said you looked used
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You may now shotgun with the bride
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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