I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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