True but thats because hes a fetus.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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