i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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