are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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