How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
either way he was missing a nipple.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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