Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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