I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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