Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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