That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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