she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
In other news, I just burned my penis
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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