yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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