Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Randomize
