1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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