Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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