you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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