what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
