I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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