I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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