The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I am one with the molecules
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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