Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
