I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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