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you win
You work out of a Hotel?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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