3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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