We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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