Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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