I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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