Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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