I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
