i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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