So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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