I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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