I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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