We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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