My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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