She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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