she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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