How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
