I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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