Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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