Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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