google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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