No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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